The Cloud Report is a monthly printed newsletter about nothing and everything.
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It's a miracle we're here at all.
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It's a miracle we're here at all. STOP
What to expect
8-page zine
4.25” by 5.5”
2-color risograph print
bound, stamped, and labeled by hand in my studio in Burlington, Vermont
new features and rotating sections every month
About Christine
Christine has been a crossing guard since 2023. She’s been documenting the scenes and sights ever since, largely on social media for followers who became invested in her reporting on pretty clouds, funny trash, and dogs in coats.
Christine launched The Cloud Report in January 2026 to spend more time drawing, painting, and writing about the things she sees and loves at the intersection and beyond.
Being a crossing guard is Christine’s daily practice in being present and paying attention. Illustrating and designing The Cloud Report has given her a more structured, playful creative practice that connects her with people around the world about the big and little things that make us human.
Thank you for being here!
Frequently Asked Questions
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I’m opening up for more subscribers on Tuesday, February 3rd at 10 AM EST!
I assemble these newsletters by hand and can only produce so many at once. I’m balancing efficiency with quality and protecting the small, handmade spirit of this project.
If the item says ‘SOLD OUT,’ please click through to the listing and put yourself on the waitlist! You’ll be notified the moment I start accepting subscribers again. Thank you for your patience!
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Yes!
We mail to all countries that accept the USPS Global Forever Stamp.
Please select “International Shipping” at checkout.
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The Cloud Report is mailed around the 20th of every month.
U.S. subscribers should receive it during the last week of the month.
If you're outside of the U.S., The Cloud Report can take 2-5 weeks to arrive. if you haven’t received it within a month, let us know via our contact form, and we will send another copy.
Because we use stamps, tracking information is not available for The Cloud Report.
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There is no way to purchase multiple subscriptions in a single transaction. If you’d like to purchase yourself a subscription, as well as additional gift subscriptions, please make separate transactions and ensure you enter the correct shipping address for the gift subscriptions.
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Payment information: Please log in to your account and update your payment information.
Shipping address (monthly subscriber): There is no way to change your mailing address in our system. This is extremely dumb, but you need to cancel your subscription and resubscribe with the correct mailing address. We are so sorry! We also think this sucks and is annoying!
Shipping address (annual subscriber): Please fill out my contact form with your new shipping address.
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Monthly subscribers can cancel at any time by logging into their account.
Annual subscriptions are non-refundable, but if you’d like to stop receiving The Cloud Report, please use my contact form and let me know.
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Yes, please! I can’t promise to reply to every letter or package, but I love hearing from people. My address is:
Christine Tyler Hill
PO Box 3118
Burlington, VT 05408
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If I have extra issues, I’ll make them available in my shop.
I plan to reprint all the months and share the full archive towards the end of 2026 so that people can get issues they may have missed. Stay tuned for that!