The Cloud Report is a monthly printed newsletter about nothing and everything.
Now open for March subscribers <3
Now open for March subscribers <3
Subscriptions made before the 15th of the month receive the current month's report.
Subscriptions made on or after the 15th begin the following month.
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What to expect
8-page zine
4.25” by 5.5”
2-color risograph print
bound, stamped, and labeled by hand in my studio in Burlington, Vermont
new features and rotating sections every month
About Christine
Christine has been a crossing guard since 2023. She’s been documenting the scenes and sights ever since, largely on social media for followers who became invested in her reporting on pretty clouds, funny trash, and dogs in coats.
Christine launched The Cloud Report in January 2026 to spend more time drawing, painting, and writing about the things she sees and loves at the intersection and beyond.
Being a crossing guard is Christine’s daily practice in being present and paying attention. Illustrating and designing The Cloud Report has given her a more structured, playful creative practice that connects her with people around the world about the big and little things that make us human.
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Frequently Asked Questions
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We mail to all countries that accept the USPS Global Forever Stamp.
Please select “International Shipping” at checkout.
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Monthly subscribers: Log into your customer account (click ‘Log In’ at the top. of this page), navigate to your account details, and select ‘Cancel.’
Annual subscribers: Annual subscriptions are non-refundable. If you’d like to stop receiving The Cloud Report, please use my contact form and let me know.
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The Cloud Report is mailed around the 20th of every month.
Reports are sent with a stamp and are untrackable. You will not have a tracking number in your order fulfillment email.
Reports can take up to 4 weeks to reach US mailboxes and 6+ weeks to reach international mailboxes.
There are many variables, and they are all beyond our control. This mystery and intrigue are part of snail mail’s charm.
I will happily replace your issue of The Cloud Report if it doesn’t arrive. I make extras for exactly this reason.
U.S. subscribers:
If you don’t receive your report by the 15th of the following month, please fill out this form.
International Subscribers
If you don’t receive your report by the 28th of the following month, please fill out this form.
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There is no way to purchase multiple subscriptions in a single transaction. If you’d like to purchase yourself a subscription, as well as additional gift subscriptions, please make separate transactions and ensure you enter the correct shipping address for the gift subscriptions.
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Payment information: Please log in to your customer account and update your payment information.
Shipping address: Changes submitted on or before the 15th of the month will be reflected in that month's mailing.
After the 15th of the month, we do not have the ability to change your address for that month's mailing, but we will change it for all future mailings.
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Yes, please! I can’t promise to reply to every letter or package, but I love hearing from people. My address is:
Christine Tyler Hill
PO Box 3118
Burlington, VT 05408
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If I have extra issues, I’ll make them available in my shop.
I plan to reprint all the months and share the full archive towards the end of 2026 so that people can get issues they may have missed. Stay tuned for that!